Good news!  After hundreds of years of ministers, a model pastor has been found - one who will please every church member. He is 26 years old and has been preaching for 30 years.  He is tall, short, thin, heavyset, handsome, and has one brown eye and one blue eye.  His hair is parted in the middle (blonde), left side (dark and straight), and on the right side (brown and wavy).



He has a burning desire to work with teenagers and spends all his time with older folks.  He smiles all the time with a straight face because he has a sense of humor that keeps him seriously dedicated to his work.  He makes fifteen calls a day on church members, spends all his time evangelizing the lost, and never leaves his office. 

Thank God for pastors who preach God's Word and shepherd His people



MIKE'S MAKE-YOU-THINK QUESTION OF THE WEEK

Who sneezed seven times in the Bible?

Answer to last week's question:

Where do you find quail sent to the complaining Israelites?  Numbers 11:31-32